Come and Sit On Jimmy Fallon’s Bench! *Shudders*
I am wounded. Deeply. A heart savaged at the hands of those I have held closest. I believed in us. I don’t believe anymore. Bereft of belief I lie bare, confiance carved from the core of me, at the feet of a pixelated princess, stared down by the eyes of the omnipotent Online Analytics Report.
How could she do it to me… No. 1 read Universal artist website: Cheryl Cole.
Noooo! O The brutality of betrayal! O the finality of a fated-to-fail la liaiso amoureuse! O spare me the savagery of a life alone! O hang on, I’ve just looked at it… What? How is that the most read Universal website!? It’s just a load of pictu… Oh right. Makes sense. Short of oiling Winnie up, and rubbing T. Bear down, I can’t compete with that.
Maybe I should just leave this writing lark to the professionals. Pros like the chap that scribed the statement below; so simple, so concise, so finite. So actually relevant… If he looks good in a leotard I quit.
"On May 19th, 2010 Mumford & Sons will be performing on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Here is where you come in…
How would you like a chance to be close to Mumford & Sons’ performance on the show?
Click on the link below and you will be directed to our ‘Band Bench’ sweepstakes entry form. Enter for a chance to win seats on our band benches and an opportunity to surround the stage during Mumford & Sons’ performance. Please make sure you include the band code MFS in your entry FORM."
Holy calamity scream insanity, that sounds amazon’! If I weren’t huddled in a corner contemplating just what it is I need to do TO MAKE YOU LOVE US and encourage more of you to read this site I’d totally enter.